The Breakup Kit

I am by no means an expert in breakups, but I fortunately I do have some relevant experience. For a while now I’ve been thinking about what one needs to survive a breakup. I thought I’d put down a few ideas.

And so, some items for inclusion in everyone’s breakup survival kit:

1. Junk food of choice
2. Laptop
3. Netflix subscription
4. Pre-filled restraining order (just in case)
5. Kleenex
6. A good friend to keep you from calling your ex
7. Sad and/or angry music
8. A blog/journal to express feelings about your ex
9. Contact information for your nearest/most affordable counselling service
10. A pregnancy test
11. Condoms and lubricant for a pick-me-up hookup(s)

More to come, I’m sure.